Are there any? If so, I don’t know them. I know a good author joke:
Q: “How many authors does it take to change a lightbulb?”
A: “But why do I have to CHAAAAANGE it?”
but no bookseller jokes. This ends today, because you are all a clever lot.
So, when I say:
“How many booksellers does it take to change a lightbulb?”